Tartar Sauce Security (TSS) is strong.

So, I planned on updating some Tartartlettes of information for you weasels, but as I tried to log into this borg, I forgot my password! I just went through some arduous process to re-enter my own bloungh! At least I know security here is tougher than Fort Knox:

Anywho, in my promise to update this thing Tweztly (once every 27 days), I give you these gems. Let them be the new uniforms to be worn by all you Tartonians at our next General Meeting, to be held in Poughkeepsie, U.S.A.