http://www.mosestartarsauce.com/history.shtml
Cliff's: Old school fish joint with damn near legendary tartar sauce closes, Dairy Queen buys up land and opens their own restaurant. For shame.
This kind of stuff hurts the sole. Ha! (Kudos to me).
This is a far worse tale than this:
PUNS!
FUN FACT:
If you Google Image MONKEY TOWN USA, you get this:
You have no good reason not to, do you?